Oldest Profession  

A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, “But before … Continue reading

Lawyers and Rats  

“The National Institutes of Health announced it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation.  In their place, the NIH will use lawyers. The NIH gave three reasons for this decision: 1.  There are now more attorneys than there are rats. … Continue reading