The Judge Said  
LAWYER JOKE #3

“You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent.
 
“And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition.
 
Banging the gavel loudly, the judge said, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with the case.”

THE WORLD’S FUNNIEST LAWYER JOKES, Steven D. Price (2011)