“You are a cheat!” shouted the attorney to his opponent. “And you’re a liar!” bellowed the opposition. Banging the gavel loudly, the judge said, “Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let’s get on with … Continue reading
Category Archives: LAWYER JOKES
The Judge Said
Lawyer Funeral
LAWYER JOKE #2
A man is at his lawyer’s funeral and is surprised by the turnout for this one man. He turns to the people around him. “Why are you all at this man’s funeral?” A man turns toward him and says, “We’re … Continue reading
A Lawyer Headstone
LAWYER JOKE #1
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl’s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery going back to the car, the little girl asked, “Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same … Continue reading