Prisoner: “All I want is justice!” Judge: “I’d like to help you, but all I can give you is ten years.”
Category Archives: LAWYER JOKES
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Oldest Profession
LAWYER JOKE #7
A physician, an engineer, and a lawyer were arguing about whose profession was the oldest. The surgeon said, “Remember how God removed a rib from Adam to create Eve? Obviously, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, “But before … Continue reading
Lawyers and Rats
LAWYER JOKE #6
“The National Institutes of Health announced it will no longer use rats for medical experimentation. In their place, the NIH will use lawyers. The NIH gave three reasons for this decision: 1. There are now more attorneys than there are rats. … Continue reading
Justice Prevailed
LAWER JOKE #5
A junior partner in a law firm was sent to the state capital to represent a long-term client accused of robbery. After days of trial, the case was won, the client acquitted and released. Excited about his success, the … Continue reading
The Hijacker
LAWYER JOKE #4
A plane full of New York lawyers was heading for their annual Las Vegas Convention when it was hijacked. The plane was forced to land at Chicago’s O’Hare Airport, and the hijackers radioed to ground control with a huge list … Continue reading